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Disappointment is anger for wimps.
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Which one?

Which one?

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Come on, plastic bag of rice; you’re my only hope.

Come on, plastic bag of rice; you’re my only hope.

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Total budget for foley production: 97¢ (eggs)
Total cost for foley production: $90.97 (eggs and egged DR-CX1 Condenser mic)

Totally worth it.

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You will never get hard if your dick is in a knot. I’m gonna say that, and you can quote me until I die.
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Today was a day for wallflips.

Today was a day for wallflips.

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Great Super Bowl moment, or greatest Super Bowl moment?

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lol guys, I just melted my finger!

lol guys, I just melted my finger!

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The crosswalks in Puerto Vallarta are a solid 40 years ahead of anything we have in the US. Nothing instills a sense of panic like watching that little man go when you’re down to your last three seconds.

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We got a new ceiling while I was gone. Interesting how that worked out.

We got a new ceiling while I was gone. Interesting how that worked out.

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In the US, the conversation would have gone like this:
me: Hay, skipper. Can I climb the rigging and get a shot?skipper: inhales loudly through teeth I don’t know about that. Maybe if you wait unitl we’re docked and I have you sign some papers. Also, we’ll have to grab the safety harness and somebody to belay. Maybe you should just try holding the camera over your head.
This is how it happened in Mexico:
me: Hay, skipper. Can I climb the rigging and get a shot?skipper: when you fall off and wreck your face, is it my fault?me: lol, noskipper: have fun. See if you can get to the crow’s nest.
I think I like it better there.

In the US, the conversation would have gone like this:

me: Hay, skipper. Can I climb the rigging and get a shot?
skipper: inhales loudly through teeth I don’t know about that. Maybe if you wait unitl we’re docked and I have you sign some papers. Also, we’ll have to grab the safety harness and somebody to belay. Maybe you should just try holding the camera over your head.

This is how it happened in Mexico:

me: Hay, skipper. Can I climb the rigging and get a shot?
skipper: when you fall off and wreck your face, is it my fault?
me: lol, no
skipper: have fun. See if you can get to the crow’s nest.

I think I like it better there.