1. The Fresh Prince theme song is by far and away the best theme song of the 1990’s. Even British people know it!

    I don’t know if Will Smith was aware of this.

    May 18, 2012
  2. This was my other favorite picture from last night. I knew there was a reason for me to sit outside through a thunderstorm with a cell phone that doesn’t particularly like water.
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    This was my other favorite picture from last night. I knew there was a reason for me to sit outside through a thunderstorm with a cell phone that doesn’t particularly like water.

    May 16, 2012
  3. Chicago is under attack.
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    Chicago is under attack.

    May 15, 2012
  4. When they throw flashbangs, we throw pies.
    Clownbloq press release
    May 15, 2012

  5. I want to do some “you only get one take” shots like this.

    May 15, 2012
  6. Trespassing: always worth it. (Taken with instagram)
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    Trespassing: always worth it. (Taken with instagram)

    May 13, 2012
  7. “I’ll take this llama”

    “I’ll take this llama”

    May 13, 2012

  8. Adventures at the Chicago VFW

    • Girl: I'll show you my tattoo: (lifts side of shirt to show cats dancing around a moon that looked like a mask)
    • me: Oh, nice Juggalo mask!
    • Girl: It's cats dancing around a moon, asshole. I'm Wiccan.
    • me: Juggalos are Wiccan?
    • Girl: (bitchslaps me)
    May 13, 2012
  9. This is a load-bearing frog. If I move it, a wall will somehow collapse, and all of the nice things will be ruined. Crashing in a hippie art commune is strange.
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    This is a load-bearing frog. If I move it, a wall will somehow collapse, and all of the nice things will be ruined.

    Crashing in a hippie art commune is strange.

    May 12, 2012

  10. “Born Into Law”

    I still can’t say much about who/what I was shooting last month, upload any stills that I took, or talk about what kinds of locations I had to deal with, but I CAN direct you to this very cool photoset at Endless Canvas.

    http://endlesscanvas.com/?p=7653

    "The Sun's Wealth"

    Endless Canvas is also on Tumblr. Lots of fun Bay Area street art stuff.

    May 11, 2012
  11. I’m currently working out of an artists’ commune with an indoor swing, silks and animal heads. It’s incredible. Sidenote: my bed can be seen on the upper right. Nothing like morning wood in full view of the living room.
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    I’m currently working out of an artists’ commune with an indoor swing, silks and animal heads. It’s incredible.

    Sidenote: my bed can be seen on the upper right. Nothing like morning wood in full view of the living room.

    May 11, 2012
  12. latimes: Tattoo in sheriff’s deputy clique may have celebrated shootings, sources say: One Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy, who has admitted belonging to a clique called the “Jump Out Boys,” has identified about half a dozen other members, one source confirmed. Hey, LA Times. You keep misspelling “gang” as “clique”. Silly newspaper.

    latimes:

    Tattoo in sheriff’s deputy clique may have celebrated shootings, sources say: One Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy, who has admitted belonging to a clique called the “Jump Out Boys,” has identified about half a dozen other members, one source confirmed.


    Hey, LA Times. You keep misspelling “gang” as “clique”. Silly newspaper.
    May 10, 2012