Okay, now what?
Checkmate, Shit _____ Says.
200 points to Sean for successfully cutting shit into shit.
If you weren’t on Tumblr in 2009, you missed out on the Ocarina of Rhyme.
Last night, Seymour hung out with another cat for the first time since I got him from the shelter in 2010.
The other cat tried really hard to make peace. He never made a sound or tried to strike. When Seymour moved to a different hiding spot, he slowly closed distance. He quietly listened to Seymour freak the fuck out, growl and hiss for about five hours.
I’m proud and ashamed that my social skills rubbed off on the guy.
I ran out of screens and had to switch to dead trees.
Monte Captainquisko
we made a ham sammich with Hawaiian sweet rolls, put some jelly in there, rolled it in bisquick and panko, and fried that shit.
I shot a behind-the-scenes .gif of this .gif:

Somebody is leaving smut in the elevator.
I did a casting thing for Ninja Warrior today.
He gets it.
I’ve been burning through both seasons of Misfits, and I think their theme song is going to be my default “it’s time to wake up and kick asses” song for a while.
Sean and I made this spot to flex our collective collaborative muscle outside of our normal clientele. We want to do more things like this, so send one of us a message if you have a product or service that needs some moving pictures.
Thanks to Bay Dariz for the score, and Starline Hodge for the 3D modeling.
Dog was the highlight of my Saturday night.