July 2007
54 posts
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June 2007
52 posts
Ouch.
According to ThinkSecret, Steve Jobs held a company-wide town hall today and announced that Apple employees will get free 8GB iPhones this July. This applies to all full-time Apple employees as well as part time employees who have been with Apple for more than 1 year At first this stung, but then I realized that I’m no longer working in retail, and I can afford to buy my own iPhone without...
WatchMichael Gondry is my hero.
Asshole!
I’m just laying in bed, minding my own business, and this dickhead bites me. I will not be able to sleep without imagining bastard, biting bugs all over my body. Stupid bugs.
“I want it inside me.”
– Dalas Verdugo on the iPhone
Brian King: Somehow, I’ve lost two big, fluffy beach-towels over the course of a month. How does this happen? (via Twitter / Brian King)
Featured:
A stupid little fx test video I did was featured on an independent filmmaking blog. “He’s helping bring all the internet filmmakers away from the world of cheesy FX; and that is something I always support.” Motion tracking is the future. You heard it here first. Vimeo vid of the Day, “Sunday is motion day!” by bking | Indy Mogul
WatchSean, Steve and I had an adventure yesterday.
“We are editing the laughter of the mentally insane.”
– Sean and me, as we edited the trailer park adventure.
Request:
If I ever get injured, and my life turns into this, please just let me go. Keeping a 20-something old kid alive, despite being blind, quadriplegic and unable to breath or eat, just so you can still “have him around” is just fucked up and selfish. I admire the dedication of dedicating your entire life to keeping somebody you love alive, but that is not a life that anybody should be...
Brian King: I really need to fix my sleep schedule. (via Twitter / Brian King)
“I was headbanging in the shower, half hoping that I’d crack my head on the...”
bk on web design:
sean: where are you going to construct [your site]
bking: ?
bking: in a computer...
sean: dreamweaver?
sean: normal html?
bking: I have no idea what the fuck this guy uses
bking: I'm pretty sure he just shits code
And on the Third Day, She Rose Again.
My iPod is like Jesus. ….that is, if jesus was brought to life by being stuffed with business cards. I am a true, American hero. See the rest of the pictures on picasa.
“I ended up going with two male [voice] actors! And you’re one of them.”
Uh Oh
I’m getting occasional sharp pains in my right wrist, and the left side of my right hand. These come after I spend some time trackpadding or typing. A few years down the line, this might be one of those things I regret not checking out,.
WatchThis is what happens when I sit home all day.
Ughhhhhhhh
Great idea, youtube. Make an entire generation of kids hate video editing because of your shitty software. Props for trying to do it, too bad it’s more godawful than the bastard child of Media100 and iMovie 1.0. http://www.youtube.com/ytremixer
Rick: the last fortune I got just completely turned me off of them
Rick: "An empty stomach is not a good political advisor"
bk: what the hell?
Rick: that was the end of my relationship with the fortune cookie
Brian King: It took three years, but i finally got pulled over for abusing the carpool lane. (via Twitter / Brian King)
“She’s been passed around the video department like a MiniDV>DVCPRO...”
“Peter Vidani added the Catbook application. 6:16pm … Peter Vidani removed...”
– Via facebook.
BEAR SCARE FSMON
I love working for the media. before: after:
Brian King: I’m at taco bell. The place was dead, but a bus full of kids just came in. Both employees here are very nervous. (via Twitter / Brian King)
Brian King: I’m ignoring my duties for a couple hours to go lay in a big grassy park and listen to podcasts. (via Twitter / Brian King)
Brian King: I am longboarding through Miami in the middle of the night. (via Twitter / Brian King)
Brian King: I am having dinner at boston market, i found it from my fake iphone (via Twitter / Brian King)
WatchSome behind the scenes of my Stupid Art Film. Try to watch that first if you haven’t.
WatchA Proper Lunch With Domo Kun on Vimeo An ollllllld video from Peter and me. Check out the awesome rocket ship compositing, and the horrible sound mixing. The purpose of this was to help highschoolers with the challenges of using our new lunch lines. For your sake, the parts that actually do this have been cut. If you are a prospective employer, please don’t watch this.
“Aww, BK. You’re just like a “My Little Pony.”
– Starline
“Obeastiality? Is that about having sex with fat people?”
– My manager, upon seeing the blog on my screen at work :/