August 2007
49 posts
Peanuts
pocket: brb, gas station run
pocket: then ill tell you about the time i clogged your toilet
Wisconsin Blood
July 2007
54 posts
Make time stand still. →
This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever found. Complete mindfuck.
“If I have to vomit to acquire a taste for something, that taste is not worth...”
– Sands on Beer.
“I have giant ovaries.”
– Kelly
“wo.ot looks like a guy holding a gun with one hand and an accordion with the...”
– Peter
WatchThe dramatic prairie dog can go to hell. This is the best animal video on the internet.
“———— >8 cut here and tumbl ”
– Peter
Vintage Plane Lands On Busy Road |Sky News| →
This is so badass. I drove this highway all the time.
“[They’re] the little moments of real life that seem unremarkable at the...”
– Jakob on “video snapshots.” Wayyy back in the day.
“I miss your show, make it come back. Thanks.”
– Internet Kate. :(
Executive Order: Blocking Property of Certain... →
Time to stop protesting the war, everybody. Put down your signs and your silly masks so you don’t get bent over this happy, little, vaguely written executive order.
“I’d rather die of asphyxiation than suffer a day of blueballs.”
– Me, to a coworker. …I’m surprised I don’t get fired more often.
John K. does a kickass ad →
TV shows
They can be two of these three things: -Bloody -Sexy -Educational
I guess I'm psychic now.
Remember the post I made a couple days ago? it was about a reoccurring dream that I’ve had for months: Whenever I have a dream that takes place in NYC (happens pretty often), I always have to enter and leave via a ticketbooth kind of thing on the lower-east side. They’re big gates that you drive or walk through (kind of like a tollbooth, but for “admission” to the...
Animate an elderly Hitler riddled with Parkinson's... →
Ahumnin humina humina pringles hamina
“It’s 96% america’s funniest home videos audience, 3% real people, 1%...”
– Peter, on Youtube
WatchThis is what I’m supposed to be doing while I tumbl.
WatchLearn Things: The Truck that Wasn’t There.
“There is no reason for us to be shooting with the god damn camera Star Wars...”
– An editor, on digital gluttony.
Is it true?
Whenever I have a dream that takes place in NYC (happens pretty often), I always have to enter and leave via a ticketbooth kind of thing on the lower-east side. They’re big gates (kind of like a tollbooth, but for “admission” to the city… kind of like Disney World), right down the road from an Apple store. No matter what, you always have to come in and go out through...
“They’re going to bury the word ‘ho,’ but instead of really...”
– Regarding the upcoming fate of the word “ho.”
Surprise!
Nothing like that special surprise that’s been hiding in your harddrive for a year. Horray for a new, old project to eat up my lonely nights!
Will It Blend: iPhone :( →
foreign Ratatouille posters →
This is really sad. The American one is like a trick to get stupid people into the theater. Too bad the movie is not for retards.
"I'm Making a Cake Without Batter"
A random girl says she "gets the reference" of a photo's caption. I'm wondering what the hell she's talking about:
bk: Just wondering, where is my "cake without batter" reference from?
girl: Referring to a person who batters in a condom during sex?
girl: Reference to sex.
girl: Or so I thought
girl: :-\
ichat: You have left the chat by signing out or being disconnected.
Go, mom.
bk: are any of my cd's still in the car?
mom: yeah, I've been listening to "Black Holes and Revelations."
bk: :awesome:
Leaving Transformers
bk: Holy shit, that was amazing. I came four times.
jv: Wow, you already saw this movie four times?!
bk: :D
