August 2007
49 posts
Wii's Online Guitar Hero Looking Decidedly Shaky -... →
…we’re working closely with Nintendo for an online solution, though at the moment we’re unable to confirm the status of the online multi-player.Nintendo! Get your thumb out of your ass, use that filthy hand on your keyboard and write some fucking code . The Wii will have been out for nearly a year by the time GH3 comes out, and you still can’t provide a solid online...
Artschool Daycare
I was just having an animated conversation with some friends before class, when suddenly, something disgustingly obscene happened:
friend: “What are you doing (in that picture)?”
me: “I think I’m grabbing my balls.”
friend: “hah”
lady: “heyyy, who do you think you are?!”
I spin around, some college-age woman had brought her 5-7 year old...
Dave's Philosophy →
This may be the wisest thing I’ve ever read on Livejournal, and it makes me feel a lot better at laughing at some of the things I laugh at.
“Turns out that packing children in luggage is not ad friendly.”
– Sean
Working on my Reel
The bulk of it is done. I just need to figure out a way to create little digital tiles made of white plastic (think iPod), with a rounded piece of glass over the face. I’ve found that doing tutorials in Cinema4D is easy, but I haven’t learned shit when it comes to making something concieved in the seedy world of my imagination.
“ “Is Green Bay playing their third string cheerleaders? Some of those...”
– Some Jag fan.
WatchPeter and I made this video wayyyy back in the day. For the past few years, we thought it was lost. To our amazement, it resurfaced in my closet last night. Celebrations were had, and candies were eaten.
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DV EDITING
I normally don’t like/repost top ten lists, but this is greeat. 1. Thou shalt not screw up thy client’s job. 2. Thou shalt not record in LP mode, lest ye receiveth thy glitch. 3. Thou shalt not mix tape brands, nor shalt thou allowest them to intermingle freely, lest ye recieveth thy glitch. 4. Honor thy Alimighty Vectorscope and thy Almighty Waveform Monitor, for in Darkness and in...
Brian King: My car is dying. (via Twitter / Brian King)
Driving School
This afternoon, I was out running when I saw a “AAA Driving School” car pulling very quickly out of a driveway. The car was going to hit me, as I was at the end of that driveway. A thought crossed my mind: “Should I let myself get hit by this car, thus teaching a brand new Floridan driver a lesson, or do I get out of the way?” I figured that I wouldn’t be that...
Brian King: My goatse shirt just got the best reaction ever at work. (via Twitter / Brian King)
“A hidden-camera show in which most of the segments involve sex or nudity. ...”
– Comcast channel guide, regarding “Sexy Cam” on FOXRC
“Berkelium (IPA: /bəˈkiːliəm/) is a synthetic element in the periodic table that...”
– BK.Wiki
Earthquakes and exes.
dad: Since you are a news guy, I guess you heard that we had some earthquakes down here in Peru. Nothing fell on me and I didn't fall on anything so I guess I'm ok.
me: Hey! I just got to make a map with a big "x" over where you are. Whee!
dad: good times.
Kisses From Brazil
A girl whom I stalk on the internet has started a tumblog full of quotes from guys who stalk her on the internet. I now read Kisses From Brazil on a daily basis. That way I know what not to say. You should too.
Hey, Burger King:
Fuck you for trademarking my initials. All my life, whenever people figured out my initials (which eventually mutated into my nickname) they made the HILARIOUS connection… “hahaha… BK like BURGER KING! Your name is BURGER KING! Durf durf durf.” Today, it reached a whole new level. I posted my new video (BK’s Damn Sexy Secrets) on the Something Awful forums,...
“Yankie humor… niet mijn ding”
– A bunch of people from the Netherlands, reviewing my latest video.
Censors
Brian: I don't know if they can air pissing on cable
Sean: Sure you can
Brian: In a refrigerator??
Sean: lol
“Once again Apple is striving to make its products just like its consumer base...”
– Digg user, regarding Apple’s new ultrathin keyboard.
:( Waste
Starline: i was drawing a sexy pinup for your graffiti wall on facebook
bkinng: :D
Starline: and i ended up drawing it on the wrong brian's wall
bkinng: :(
Starline: and he's gay
bkinng: :( :(
“They’re not going to let you drop one of your balls out on national TV.”
– Steve, regarding our latest masterpiece
“…if your daughter feels far too good about herself or has bought into all...”
– Massawyrm’s Bratz review.
“Spanish babies are weird.”
– Diana
WatchIf I were at work, this would be a Bodygroom Blunder.
