April 2008
62 posts
I might get a chance to see one of my favorite...
March 2008
67 posts
Child math prodigy working as a prostitute-... →
I knew it. Unless you grow up to be some sort of scientist or math teacher, alllll of that bullshit that they force feed you for the first couple decades of your life is absolutely worthless. I’ve got your Kolmogorov continuity theorem right here.
“I have an erection right now, as I wait for bk’s amazingly quipy and...”
– “Schnelly” (I hurt his feelings on the interent.)
Channeling Carrie - New York Times →
This kind of bullshit is depressing. Why do so many of the women of my generation asipire to aspire to be big, nasty slags? Beyond that, why do they get three page writups for “channeling” some famous, fictional slag? Do you really want to be a materialistic, shallow cunt, or are you just too dim to understand that these are not good traits in a person? I’m not talking...
“What really got to me one day was realizing that touching the fingertips of the...”
– A SA thread about a German dude who bought hookers to lose his virginity at the age of 39.
Watchianlee: this is pretty sick Wow. I need to learn more 3d.
“Release the fire in your crotch!”
– spam
If a lack of medical/dental insurance turns out to be the end of me living my dream as a freelancer, I might as well move to Iowa, bag some trailer trash wife and become a pipefitter until I die of an overdose. :(
WatchSomebody linked me to an oldish video of me doing a backflip. I need to keep doing shit like this, before I become a decrepit old man.
I heard this on the radio while I was in the...
WatchPillow Fight Day: Los Angeles on Vimeo. Cutting this was like taking a warm bubblebath in Final Cut. Click here to see it in glorious HD.
Next live show: Friday, March 21 at 8pm PST (11pm EST), with a special guest! http://brianisinyou.net/live for more info.
Check This Out →
(via joshmohrer) Definitely worth your 30 seconds.
Why White People Like 'Stuff White People Like' →
TNR rips that blog a new asshole. As a white person, I’m not sure if I’m supposed to like that.
“If I don’t return, you know my passwords.”
– (via jacobbijani)
“I also know that [South Florida] companies are not interested in what the...”
– This is a career services representative, telling me why demo reels made in Florida don’t work in real life. Don’t go to the Art Institute, kids.
Producer: The pig is in the sty.
Camera op: You know, I used to make documentaries about coal miners, migrant workers... things that matter.
Producer: Yeah, yeah. We're all whores. Just get in there.
Bring Kate Olson Home →
Kate Olson is being held against her will by Sea Org (an affiliate of Scientology), here in Los Angeles. Her mother, a former Scientologist, is fighting for her release. This is scary shit, and a good read for the “why is there so much controversy over Scientology” crowd. Kate’s family attorney will be issuing a public statement on March 15, at the Los Angeles Scientology HQ.
Hulu →
Ladies and gentlemen, Hulu.com just went live to the public. New, since the beta version, is a full movie section, personal Queues, and subscriptions. This is legal internet TV done absolutely right, and I applaude FOX, NBC and other participating studios for growing some balls and giving this a shot.
WatchFrom the Kitchen to the Dining Room, on Vimeo) This is the kind of stupid shit that gets documented when a handful of videographical professionals live together.
“Annnnndddd… ART!”
– Sean being a douche, as he mashed the space bar.
A caller was telling Peter that he would be less...
WatchSelf Love on Vimeo (via Vimeo) I re-uploaded the second video I’ve ever posted on Vimeo in a much higher resolution and quality. I think you’ll like it.
jacobbijani: Favorite recently acquired skill: recognizing fonts in print. Next up: hex colors by number.
Take a Stand
I’ve come to learn that my graduating portfolio and reel are practically worthless in the real life entertainment industry. I’ve written an email to the head of my department, and to thecareer services staff, hoping for some kind of change for future students. Here’s an excerpt: To put it simply, all the work, and all the money that I put into building a portfolio for the Art...
“No pitches involving robots, please.”
– A desperate plea in a call for music-video pitches.