LIFEOFBK: Archive

Jul 1st

Jun 30th

kate: Also, one of our mollies died today. It was so tragic.
kate: We had to watch him in the process of dying... just floating around, bumping face-first into things.
bk: at least he had a face
kate: I hate you.
kate: I'm going to bed.
bk: sweet dreams
kate: If that cat appears in my dreams, Brian King, I am going to come after you.
bk: the cat loves you
bk: did you see the video of him licking out of somebody's hand?
kate: GOOD NIGHT.

Jun 30th

Jun 28th

me: I've never worked at a place like this before, how do I get furniture for my suite?

higher up: Think of this place like Baghdad, immediately after shit went down. The desks and tables are like museum pieces. You need to get out there, and scrounge up every fucking thing you can. Nobody is guarding the bookshelf in Fardus Square.

Jun 27th

“I’m a Macintosh a guy and so Spotlight helps me a lot. I just get on Spotlight...”

– George Carlin on OSX.

Jun 27th

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Apperently clueless

awesome-everyday: supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar: After holding back on joining Hulu, ABC signed a deal with Veoh to make full episodes of prime time shows available on veoh.com… Users who discover a show on Veoh will actually pull up ABC’s own player to watch the video with pre-sold ads. Dipshit old media move, ABC … Anyone who thinks that this is a bad idea is apperently not...

Jun 26th

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“I not going to deal with this kid all day, just because I’m the...”

– A young ‘mother’ on Baby Borrowers

Jun 26th

Who Makes 7News So Pretty? | SFLTV - South Florida... →

ogod, they found me.

Jun 25th

Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

45 notes

Jun 23rd

Bi2U78 is on the feed. Go get it. If you can survive my awful intro, you’ll love the rest of this episode. http://brianisinyou.net/podcast

Jun 23rd

“Why Russert and Carlin, and not O’Reilly and Mencia?”

– Some internet person, via Star.

Jun 23rd

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Crack damaged Amy Winehouse's lungs

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow) I like how whatthefuckdoineedtoknow quickly de-evolved from things with some sort of importance, to celebrity gossip and things that nobody needs to know. It’s just like ‘real’ news!

Jun 22nd

Fuck your MIDI version of Final Countdown. If it...

Jun 21st

This is the only musical ringtone that I have ever...

Jun 21st

ianlee: Ok wait. It is summer time. I knoew that. I really hate how nobody pulled me aside as my junior year of highschool ended, and said “For the rest of your life, the concept of ‘summer’ will mean next to nothing to you. Live it the fuck up.” Solstice? Sun and heat? I live in southern California, and spend 60 hours a week in front of computers. The feeling of...

Jun 21st

“Patchy on standby…. eye out…. can’t punch me.”

– A cryptic, 121 day old note in my iPhone.

Jun 21st

Totlol - Internet video for Toddlers →

I really like saying their domain name out loud.

Jun 19th

Stephen LaBerge proposed two ways to prolong a lucid dream … The second technique is rubbing one’s hands … Results showed 90% of dreams were prolonged by hand rubbing. (via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream#Reality_testing) I read this a few minutes before going to sleep, and the hand-rubbing trick worked perfectly for me. I did get overexcited about the lucidity, and...

Jun 19th

Hulu - 30 Days in a Wheelchair: 30 Days →

Former NFL player Ray Crockett will experience life from a different perspective when he’s confined to a wheelchair for 30 days. I think this is my favorite episode from season 3. Viewers will gain a lot of perspective from one hour of entertainment.

Jun 19th

Jun 18th

Ask the Running Doc: WTF is High fructose corn... →

“…there is no difference in the way the body metabolizes [high fructose corn syrup] or sucrose (cane sugar)…” Interesting. Sugars are going to make you fat, regardless of if they’re natural, or a form of HFCS. Stop pinning all your problems on the friendly little chemical.

Jun 18th

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Jun 17th

Jun 19: Climbs and Grabs — (registration open Jun. 17) I’m going to be a fucking ninja. Any LA Tumblrs want to join in?

Jun 17th

Area Code Fun

shutupinternet: The city of Gainesville, Florida has the area code (352). If you wanted to type FLA into a phone you’d use the numbers 3 5 and 2. I defy you to find another place in the US where this works. Area code 872 spells out “USA” Chicago is in the USA. Whut.

Jun 17th

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