September 2008
82 posts
August 2008
83 posts
WatchIt took a solid month of training at the gym, but I can front-tuck like a fucking ninja.
Watch it in HD.
Tumblr is scary today.
An enormous blanket of well wishes to all of you.
Realtors are magic.
Sean and I have a little over a month to find a new place near Glendale/Burbank/Studio City. Here’s our goals, as outlined in an email to the realtor:
$1400 or less/month
2 bedrooms
2 bathrooms would be ideal, but we can deal with one
Assigned parking for 2
In unit washer/dryer
Central air
West of Highway 2, not too far North from the 134/101
Neighborhood where we...
Doakes is awesome.
“Honestly fishing line with a sheepshank knot is the best solution. The biggest...”
– “Burin” on hiding an untimely erection.
Apple, get it together
shutupinternet:
…$70 a year for a broken “cloud application” that’s supposed to work seamlessly with my MacBook and iPhone. Come on, Apple, get it together!
There’s no reason that I should make appointments on the web version of MobileMe only to discover them assigned to different times when they sync to my phone. If I wanted broken software I’d buy Windows. This kind of crap is...
Un-laid off
The company just realized that I’m pretty fucking useful. They retracted my upcoming unemployment.
Now I need to figure out a way to get the flash frames of my balls out of all that footage. I guess I jumped the gun on my revenge efforts.
“Final Cut only experience is not acceptable.”
– I need to learn Avid.
Laid Off
Now that Greatest American Dog is wrapping the last episode, the office is empty. There are currently no shows in production, and the staff is as barebones as it can possibly be to facilitate development of new programming. There are leftover doughnuts every Friday, and the company liquor cabinet can go an afternoon witout being replenished. It’s a ghost town.
Due to my vast array of...
After the show tonight, I used a hypothetical...
VP Candidate Biden Is No Friend to File Sharing,... →
I think Biden hates us.
:(
“I’m not saying I wouldn’t fuck Buffalo Bill”
– KATE
Thanks for the support.
JL: I feel bad for your future children
JL: "sorry timmy I can't make it to your softball game"
JL: "daddy has to work"
Tonight
…is all about rum, jerky, pizza and ice cream cake.
Fuck going out, I’m staying at work and raiding the kitchen.
“I’m going to make a video where i go to five guys and order your favorite...”
– Patrick hates me.
Everything I've ever loved in one image. →
I just spent my entire breakfast taking this in. Amazing.
(via reaganomixxx)
Vegas makes me sick.
Every time.
No matter how much money I make.
No matter how many casino chips I don’t put in my mouth.
Save me, Dr. Zicam.
Podcasts I listen to and the last time they...
evanwalsh:
Brianisinyou: August 11 2008
Internet Enthusiast Daily: August 6 2008
The Maniacal Rage Podcast: May 13 2008
Pointless Podcast: May 29 2008
You Look Nice Today: July 29 2008
This sucks.
I’m sorry, Evan. I was going to record in Vegas with the NLO guys, but we didn’t even get around to their show until 1am on the last night. I didn’t get back in town...
Blue Man Group was amazing. It’s like they...
Watchblakewhitman:
Hardly Working: New Editor (via CHTV)
Awesome.
Olympics Highlight of the day
kami:
Watching the Russian favourite in the Women’s 65kg Weightlifting event fluff all 3 of her lifts, start crying, and run into a wall.
Fucking classic.
That sounds amazing. Please tell me there’s a recorded video somewhere.
Peter and explains why our occasionally clashing...
