September 2008
82 posts
“The female orgasm is designed to give them incentive for allowing us to put our...”
– Dr. Drew
Concentration
A massive editing project I’m working on just had a deadline chopped off by five days.
Original Plan: Fine cut seven days from now. Final cut fourteen days from now. This is the timing that I’ve been planning on for the past three weeks that I’ve been hacking away at this thing.
New Plan: An email from my contact just came in, stating “I need to present this to the...
“Have you ever crawled around in pizza? So warm….”
– An executive producer, to a baby.
seanmobrien:
Good Day - Tally Hall
The...
evanwalsh:
“Human” by The Killers
You might be...
joshuawoulf:
She’s not coming.
Tell her to eat a dick. We don’t get enough time on this world to deal with flakes and bitches. Move on, and find somebody who values you.
NYC dream in three lines:
I pissed off a hasidic Jew bus driver, who “accidently” crushed me with his bus’ pneumatics.
He took me to his hideout, a garbage dump with booby traps, and proceeded to kick my ass.
His secret weapon: squeezing a lemon into my eye and blinding me.
Microsoft's 'I'm a PC' ad images made on Macs →
(via canyoudomeafavor)
Whoops.
Moog Etherwave Standard Theremin | Sweetwater.com →
My birthday is coming up.
Amazon.com: Foreign Exchange (Widescreen with... →
All you people who said that you’d buy “the first film with [my] name in the credits” need to pony the fuck up.
This is the movie that Sean and I were working on in November/December. Sean was filming EPK (behind the scenes), and I was working in the camera department. Thanks to Sean getting his arm, and my camera in a critical shot, we became background characters in the...
“A good Samaritan tried to step in to protect Palin by resetting her password and...”
– /b/tard fail via Wired.com
Amy Winehouse
joshuawoulf:
sophiniesom:
Sometimes you just gotta listen to her.
Actually, no. You don’t.
Josh wins.
Is anybody else sick of the “multiple notifications” of text messages with the new iPhone firmware? As far as I can tell, you can’t turn it off. After the initial sms notification (where most people just read the message without unlocking it), it’ll chill out for a couple minutes, then alert you again. This doubles the amount of effort needed to ignore your phone if...
Search Engine Rap Battle →
This is exactly what you think it is, but better.
dalasverdugo:
Today a crow flew into the side of our house, apparently for no reason.
However, I think there is a reason, and that reason is THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER.
It’s starting to make other things collide!
I warned you all about this.
You were at Quiznos, the menu was confusing. - m4w →
“If you are coasting, it means you are going downhill.”
– C. P. Fulford Jr. (via rulesformyunbornson)
4chan breaks down the Economic crisis - Holy Shit... →
I finally get it. Thanks, EFG.
(via optimisto)
Born To Run | Human Evolution →
From our abundant sweat glands to our Achilles tendons, from our big knee joints to our muscular glutei maximi, human bodies are beautifully tuned running machines.
Great writeup, outlining how mankind evolved to be the most capable long distance runners on the planet.
A camera with a person stuck to it.
Liz: I wish you still lived here so you could film it
Liz: and be a part of it
bk: I like how that part came second
Liz: hahaha
Liz: no i really want both
Alice Cooper To Battle Sebastian Bach At Rock Band... →
Brianisinyou just got two tickets to “cover” this. Awesome.
"Penes" is the proper plural of penis. →
Now can we stop saying “peni”?
“PERSONS NOT HEEDING EVACUATION ORDERS IN SINGLE FAMILY ONE OR TWO STORY HOMES...”
– National Weather Service warning about impact of Ike on Galveston.
(via tristanjay7)
LHC Webcams are live →
Somebody is relaying the LHC webcams, so you can check them out without registering on their site. Awesome.
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