June 2009
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Realization
Sean O'Brien: What's up with the cops?
Brian King: don't know why I am here.
Sean O'Brien: in jail? or NYC?
Brian King: I need to eat, sleep, shit so bad.
Sean O'Brien: I think that is why people start doing coke, it takes care of all those bodily functions.
Sean O'Brien: Good Luck!
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Far : The Scream-A-Long Project →
boringloser:
Far is letting you scream along on their new track for their upcoming Vagrant release. Not a contest. Just scream and be a part of the song.
We’ll gather everything, regardless of quality, and put it into the track. Then, when the album comes out, the most far-reaching, diverse, punk-rock DIY choir EVER will be on it.
I’m in. As soon as I’m back in LA, we’ll...
It's time to go-ho
Live in a giant loft in So-Ho.
“Oh wow, how did I get these shorts on backwards?”
– Sean
"Stinky" the corpse flower is in bloom →
Who wants to come to Pasadena and see him with me?
j: get out of the house
j: go do something
j: RIGHT NOW
j: GO
j: GET OUT
bk: the internet is asking me to leave the house?
bk: bizarre
j: the internet wants you to survive long enough to continue to use it
I look like Jack Black- Please help →
People in Hollywood have the best problems.
Question for the locals
When there’s a Green Bay Packers game, the streets of Wisconsin are deserted. The movie-viewing barn is empty, the woods are free from hunters, and the mall is populated only by a smattering of married women avoiding football-related domestic abuse.
Why isn’t LA like this during Lakers’ games?
Overly Literal Domain Name Interpretation -... →
“I wish I was DNA Helicase so I can unzip ur genes.”
– Top 10 Twitter Pick-Up Lines
Bi2U123: Time Warp « Brianisinyou →
Little known fact number one: I’m the host of a wildly popular comedy podcast.
Little known fact number two: I was involved with a recent taping of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien
Little known fact number three: Combining facts one and two will make your Thursday go 22% faster. You can subscribe on iTunes, or stream it from the site.
WatchThis is my contribution to national television. Conan looked me in the fucking eyes and asked me if I liked his joke.
My life will never be the same.
“Petrol station worker Alan dived to scoop up Hannah just as she slid out across...”
– Mother gives birth down her trouser leg
Best newsquote of the week.
Tonight's Conan
(the one that none of you gave a shit about attending):
I’m on the band-side of the audience, second row from the stage, pretty close to the tunnel in the middle. I’m the only person in the area wearing a yellow t-shirt. Jake Lloyd is right behind me, and John Reep (winner of Last Comic Standing) was about eight rows behind us. It was strange that a former guest of the show...
bk: do you have anything to do with the tumblarity math?
bk: I made a post offering a ticket to Conan O'Brien
bk: and nobody responded
bk: that should be -100
bk: fix it.
Jacob Bijani: lol
SoCal Homies:
Are you busy this afternoon/early evening?
Are you a fan of Conan O’Brien?
If you answered “no” to one of these questions, and “yes” to another, you might want to email me right now.
30fps VGA
Pfffffffffftttttttttttttt.
A Male Choir
Anybody have access to one? I need a super simple (three words) sound bite.
brian.king@gmail.com
