February 2010
44 posts
January 2010
59 posts
Simone: Do you have any dreams?
Pee-wee: Yeah, I'm all alone. I'm rolling a big doughnut and this snake wearing a vest...
paulscheer:
This is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. Check out this ridiculous violent and amazingly insane intro video for an Alaskan College Hockey Team.
This is most violent polar bear I’ve ever seen.
This is absolutely amazing.
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Last Chance
Post something that you want to have buried beneath forty pages of iPad posts.
Here’s last night’s search history from trying to find a funny video about coital sound effects.
My Google account is forever tainted.
Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island... →
According to Coughlin, the Haitian civilization was discovered on the night of Jan. 12, when relief workers were rushed to several resorts in the Dominican Republic to see if any American tourists had been injured in the quake.
The Onion just won.
In case you weren’t freerunning with me yesterday in Long Beach, this is what it looked like.
Here’s what all of you have done: You made a sad situation joyous and...
– Conan O’Brien (via happycap)
Conan viewing party
Hulu will not do Conan’s last show justice. Is a Tonight Show viewing party happening anywhere in LA?
The 4 Big Myths of Profile Pictures « OkTrends →
OKCupid has an incredible blog. Using their massive userbase of people trying to get laid, they pull statistics of things that could normally never be represented with graphs and science. This post uses their data to determine the best (and worst) methods for taking pictures for the internet.
Excuse me while I take off my shirt and find a puppy.
LA Rains: 1 - My place: 0
My ceiling is dying slowly.
I just got a $76 Amazon.com credit
…what should I waste it on?
Cruise ships still find a Haitian berth →
jhnbrssndn:
Luxury liners are still docking at private beaches near Haiti’s devastated earthquake zone for holidaymakers to enjoy the water.
Sixty miles from Haiti’s devastated earthquake zone, luxury liners dock at private beaches where passengers enjoy jet ski rides, parasailing and rum cocktails delivered to their hammocks.
I don’t see the problem. Those ships inject a lot of money...
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Dean of Sean - Behind the Seans: Dean of Sean 005 →
Dean of Sean 005: Bills
Guest written/directed/cut by Nick Bagnasco. Exclusive behind the seans content with him coming up soon at deanofsean.com
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Everyone who feels bad for Conan
passthemike:
Conan’s contract has 80 million left on it, 20 million a year for 4 years. He can take the money and leave NBC, he can go to another network and NBC has to pay the difference of his salary. So FOX gives him 15 mil a year and NBC has to kick in the extra 5.
So no matter what happens, if he never is on the air again, he will make 80 mil. I wish NBC screwed me like that.
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Tumblr needs
…an option to update your avatar with Conan hair or a Leno chin, just so we’re clear on where everybody stands, and who needs to be banned from the community.
It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of...
– Conan O’Brien
Jay needs to have an accident.
Good evening everybody. I’m Conan O’Brien, the new host of Last Call with Carson...
– Conan O’Brien (via happycap)
It’s a Robot!
Badass Web Designer Needed
I need a web designer who can take on a new project very soon, and I’m asking Tumblr first. It’s a full budget project for a band, overhauling the current pages to be more friendly with the rest of the internets. I need somebody who can integrate flickr streams, twitter streams, youtube feeds, ustream embeds and tumblr. The goal is to have a well designed band site that is easy to...
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BEARBOT - The Life Cycle of a Star →
Bearbot is an awesome artist I found on TheSixtyOne, and her concept album is up for a free download. If you’re not sick of mashups after the Bootie 2009 madness, you should probably click the link and download this.
NBC Shakeup -- Jay Leno Comes Out on Top →
Conan is losing his timeslot to Leno. What the fuck are the people at NBC smoking?
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"OH GOD, I HOPE THIS MACHINE DOESN'T HURT ME!"
I said this really loudly (and felt a bit like a dick) when I walked up to the self check-in machine at TPA, but the people in line deserved it. Grow some balls and use the machines, people. It’s two thousand fucking ten. Stop relying on human contact.