Monte Captainquisko
we made a ham sammich with Hawaiian sweet rolls, put some jelly in there, rolled it in bisquick and panko, and fried that shit.
I shot a behind-the-scenes .gif of this .gif:

Somebody is leaving smut in the elevator.
I did a casting thing for Ninja Warrior today.
He gets it.
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It’s good to get away from screens.
Two and a half hours, and 114 documents later.
I was going to buy a bigass filing cabinet, but I got this (and a shredder) instead. Seems like a good call.
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If I had to be a credible human being, I’d hate the facebook timeline.
Thankfully, I don’t.