1. This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity.
    Dale Gribble - s.9 e.15
  2. Oh jesus christ, that hurt.
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    Oh jesus christ, that hurt.

  3. The new gif limit let me revisit the best gif I ever made.
Go Seymour, go!

Bonus: Alt DJ version.

    The new gif limit let me revisit the best gif I ever made.

    Go Seymour, go!

    Bonus: Alt DJ version.

  4. FCP Frame of the day. We couldn’t have asked for better lighting.
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    FCP Frame of the day. We couldn’t have asked for better lighting.

  5. I need moar screens.
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    I need moar screens.

  6. Car mounts are fun like that.

    Car mounts are fun like that.

  7. Lesson learned: it’s all about triangulation.
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    Lesson learned: it’s all about triangulation.

  8. delbertshoopman:

    Look, I don’t wanna brag but I think this is the best app commercial ever. I spent all of last night looking for fun/over the top app commercials and I just couldn’t find any. I found a bunch of amazingly well done app commercials but nothing like this. I’m very proud of this.

    This would’ve never been possible without THE Brian “KING” King, Honest Spencer Strauss, and Dave “maybe we should google it” Seger - BIGGEST OF UPS TO YOU DUDES. (You’re the best around)

    So with that… Please go check out Political Time Machine. America needs you to vote smart in 2012… and it’s all up to you.

    It’s here… The app that is gonna help you choose who our next president is! Political Time Machine!!

    *Pick a year + select a presidential candidate… then watch from a collection of over 2,000 political videos! 

    *Investigate each candidate before you vote! Laugh at flip-floppers! 

    *Watch the “HISTORY” category to experience politics dating back to 1892! 

    GET IT TODAY FOR YOUR iPHONE/iPAD/iPOD

    (via: yttm)

    Putting this together was stupidly, stupidly fun. Especially when I started to run out of steam, drank some vodka, then made the Abe Lincoln vertigo-earthquake-lightning-zoom that’s going to fast-track my career for at least the next decade. I want to make things like this forever.

    The app is great. Buy it, push it through your Apple TV, and impress your dad with your newfound knowledge of political jingles from the 70’s. 

  9. Suction mount testing (for America).
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    Suction mount testing (for America).

  10. GPOYW: 2012 is a year for kicking people. Mostly Jim.
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    GPOYW: 2012 is a year for kicking people. Mostly Jim.

  11. I put a POV camera on my headgear during a fight tonight. Turns out bobbing & weaving isn’t as useful for getting a shot as it is for not getting punched.
This is me side-kicking some tall guy in the jaw.
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    I put a POV camera on my headgear during a fight tonight. Turns out bobbing & weaving isn’t as useful for getting a shot as it is for not getting punched.

    This is me side-kicking some tall guy in the jaw.

  12. BIRTHDAY PARTY DEATH FACE

    aaronbleyaert:

    Thank you again to everyone who came out to celebrate with my buddy Kipper and I for our double birthday party last night! I had a goddamned blast.

    …it’s 2012 after all, and the world is going to end in less than 12 months. So, I asked everyone to make a “Birthday Party Death Face”; when the Apocalypse comes, how you gonna go out?! Fire? Flood? Fighting off zombies with a giant machete?!!? The possibilities of how the world is going to end are horrific and endless - AND HERE’S HOW EVERYONE’S GONNA LOOK WHEN IT GOES DOWN:

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    I never get those silly Tiki drinks, but Bley made it happen, and it successfully kept me from doing anything productive this morning. Well done.

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