You know how new Apple keyboards made it a little bit harder to turn on caps lock? I think they need to do the same thing with ellipses. Three periods would auto-correct to one period, and the actual ellipses shortcut may only be used twice in a rolling twelve hour period.

Teach the kids to have some goddamn conviction in what they’re saying.

blasko:

spytap:

Yep, from the very same Lamar Smith, with 5 CA co-sponsors. When all else fails, lump the objectors together with pedophiles and/or terrorists.

Government blows my mind sometimes.

“If you oppose SOPA, you’re for piracy and child pornography!”

Great.