No, I have a giant cat igloo in my bathroom. I don’t want my automatic vacuum to get jealous.
This just showed up in front of my door with no note. What the fuck?
The fort doesn’t seem used - no scratches, no fur, no smell. The cat wipes are new and sealed.
I only know a handful of people who know where I live and give two shits about cats. This is a little bit creepy.
I’m not going home for Christmasbirthdaynewyears this year, so here’s the obligatory picture of my Wisconsinite dog with his nose in a wide-angle lens while wearing a sweater.
I am now an NFL owner.
eHi Car Rental Ad
Sometimes when work is slow I pretend I am an international ad agency.
Sean forbade me from posting pictures of the cat wearing a tie until this came out.
GET READY.
fun night in burbank, thanks nikki!
I had no idea there was ice anywhere in Los Angeles. Good times!
Good to know there’s a scientific name for this. I always called it “that grating bitch noise”.
“Guyyyyysss, let’s get some bahhtlessssss”
The Dutch have their own Jersey Shore, and it looks about a thousand times more fun than what we have.
Here’s our Holiday Time Machine app commercial… We’ve gone & hand picked over 2,500 of your favorite memories from Christmas past to get you in the holiday mood!!! (All the way back to 1898!)
(Special thanks to BK, Seger, Nikki, Michelle, Clapper, and to my love Bley)
Go get it right now for .99 in the App store!!
I NOEL YULE LIKE IT!
Christmas!
Shooting a show where everybody wore Santa hats was pretty much the top of the mountain for Christmas 2011.
(via 25 Dumbest Comments On Lowe’s Facebook Page About “All-American Muslim”)
There are so many American flag and bald eagle profile pictures, but the Tweety Bird says it all. Mmmmmurica!
