
Some woman to her kids at the library. (via onandon)
lolnyc
Follow the lives of three up-and-coming Hollywood hopefuls as they try, and generally fail, to live the high-life.
I think this is one of the most concice, and accurate writeups that our show has ever gotten.
(via It’s a Block Buster)
in a nutshell…
monkey picks butt
monkey smells finger
monkey faints and falls out of tree
an oldie but a goodie.
This was the first video I ever saw on the internet. It was somewhere in the mid 90’s, and I was at the home of a friend of the family. We spent about a half hour downloading the clip, on a 28.8k connection, and it was the funniest goddamn thing ever.

This is the total amount that I will pay on my $60,000 education, if I spread out my payments over 25 years. This means that SallieMae is going to make well over $120,000 for “helping” me go to school.
I no longer believe in higher education.
…but do any of you live in New York, in a position that you might be able to help out a talented tumblr brother (or two) get a steady gig in production, come fall of this year?
I’d like to live out there, but I can’t afford to leave the financial stability I have here. I’m a talented editor, and a strong camera op. If you know somebody, or if you are somebody, send me an email so we can talk.

brian, quit your
daynight job.until then, it will just be sean and i.
Just one more week. Then I’ll have my chance to knock that little falsetto part out of the park.
And here we have a dog pleasuring himself with his front paws, while standing on his hind legs.
I haven’t laughed this hard since the poorly rendered dancing bear.

Fitting first post. Failblog.com is a colossal waste of a domain.
Failblog.com is fail. That’s what makes failblogisfail.com such a good idea. Follow it if you hate enjoy dumb internettings.