Mr. Bungle — Retrovertigo
California is still one of my favorite albums.
I remember discovering this album four years ago, and playing it nonstop for at least six months. It was great to finally see Mike Patton live at Coachella.
Chili John’s was a staple in my childhood. It blew my mind when I discovered that the only non-Wisconsin Chili John’s location is right down the block in Burbank. The first time I went there, I ate an enormous bowl of Chili+noodles, spent $40 on CJ’s to take home, and gave them a huge tip, just for existing.
This might be the greatest place in Los Angeles. It is also the reason for my very slothful Saturday afternoon.

Pictures of drinks beside their sugar equivalents in food. Some you expect but most are quite shocking.
Holy shit. This needs to be a series of billboards.
…but the .com is taken by a Vampire Porn site.
Thanks, internet.
I finally picked up some Buckyballs, and they are everything I ever dreamed they would be.
Dear Brian King,
Thank you for your inquiry to GetPasties.com regarding our custom order program.
This is better than Google autocomplete.