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I’m cutting a segment about chemical paint-stripping, and this older guy keeps talking about how the “thin stripper and the thick stripper will work on the wood together”.
I can’t stop laughing. It’s like I’m in fourth grade again.
May 17, 2009
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I made some comedies in Texas tonight.
May 15, 2009
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Jurassic 5 - Jurass Finish First
May 13, 2009
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Gay hookers with tight quarters are generally hard to come by.
I’m helping a friend look for an apartment. I think we found a winner.
May 12, 2009
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May 11, 2009
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“Going online” has an entirely different meaning in TV production. Tonight, I’m gathering up the pieces of episode 101. Spreadsheets, clipboards and everything. It’s like a real job.
May 11, 2009
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After the Karaoke
- bk: Who did I call a cunt?
- bk: …right, the bitch that left me hanging with the high-five
- Sean: That was completely uncalled for
- Sean: You are one of the the angriest drunks I've ever met
- bk: It's not like I was going to punch her
- Sean: I'm glad that's established.
May 10, 2009
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Avid’s new logo is pretty clever.
The new logo forms a visual connection to iconic shapes that represent “volume up, volume down, play, pause, record and forward,” signaling a unification of the company’s core audio and video offerings. The distinctive mark also spells out the company’s name in abstract letterforms.
I’d like the people that came up with this to design my editing tattoo.
May 10, 2009
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Currently Watching: Gaki no Tsukai 24 hour Gym Tag
I completely lost my shit watching this show. The basic premise is sticking four guys in a gym, and making them stay awake for 24 hours. A few times an hour, they are attacked by men in black bodysuits in innovative and humiliating ways.
Highlight: Guy in black bodysuit chases one dude down, pins him and blows a whistle. On that cue, three naked toddlers run up to the pinned contestant and sit on his face. Once they’re done, one of the show’s producers also rubs his bare ass on the guy’s face. There’s also lots of beatings with large paper fans, and a key character who implores the contestents to “look at [his] boobies!”
This is incredible TV.
May 9, 2009
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The controller for ‘Scratch Ultimate DJ’
This year will see the release of not one, but two DJ games. DJ Hero and it’s rival game, ‘Scratch Ultimate DJ’ are both slated for release later this year. One this is clear, these games have massive, ridiculous controllers. This thing looks massive. Do you put it on your lap or set it up on your coffee table?
Either way, rythm games have officially gotten out of hand. …do people have enough disposable income to drop on a nonsense DJ Controller and game that will easily run over $150.00? (read moar from Dan)
DJ Hero is shooting for a $100 pricepoint, so Scratch is going to have to stay there, or below.
The thing I like about Scratch’s controller is that it’s made by Numark, and it’s (supposed to be) Mac/PC compatable as a USB interface. It obviously doesn’t stand up to the Lemur or anything, but it’ll be nice to have a super affordable entry-level set of pads, a cross-fader, and a free-spinning turntable on the market.
Out of all the novelty game controllers out there, it looks like this one is going to be by far the most useful and educational outside the game. Real DJ’s will scoff at the thing, but kids and people who just want to fuck around with their iTunes tracks inside Serato Scratch will really enjoy it.
May 9, 2009
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“ I’m eating lunch by myself. It might as well be dinner. ”
The Office - Cafe Disco
May 8, 2009
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May 6, 2009
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Wrong BK Email: Wedding Music
Sarah is getting married, and she invites Brian King to sing some songs at the reception.
I am not Brian King.
