Corporate footage is corporate.
When the ship docked in Cozumel, I had no idea where I was (no data-roaming for me, TYVM). I wound up wandering down the shoulder of a very empty highway, with no particular destination in mind.
A local girl pulled over on her scooter and asked if I wanted a ride. I obliged, and she took me a few miles to downtown. Along the course of the ride, I learned that she is 26, likes the Foo Fighters, and does massages that are $30 USD for “just the massage”. She dropped me off downtown, and refused to take any money for the lift.
TIL: Mexican hookers masseuses are good people.

Indirectly, thank you KKBB for this wonderful GIF.
This child went on to form PETA.
(Source: nesbittslimesoda)

I’m almost running out of Big Bad Wolf stuff to post, but then my old friends at the Viral Factory alerted me to this.
“So you’re over there watching, and you’re into it. Like, you want to jump in and dance too.”
I call this video forth, from the forbidden graveyard of removed YouTube videos that occasionally get reuploaded only to eventually be taken down again.
Credit to the original “MrChriddof”
Yup.
(Source: talk-about-the-passion)