Followup: I turned down that gig, and doubled my rates for people who need BTS/EPK but think they want a crazy wacky insane dramatic reality show of themselves and all of their friends, all shot by one guy for 16 hours a day with no semblance of structure on their part. I need to take a break from that scene. I really appreciate all the pep talks I got this morning and last night that helped me come to this conclusion.

On a related note, here is my new resume. Thanks, Keith Schofield!