Today is my last full day in New York.

I’ve spent six nights out with bottle service.

I’ve been taken into custody by the NYPD.

I’ve visited Tumblr HQ to discuss a thing.

I’ve hung out with friends from home, the internet, and tumblr.

I’ve visited the Apple store at 3:00 am.

I’ve struck a cab with a $4 umbrella.

What have I missed?