1. I can’t read …things.

    Obscenity so so ridiculously relative.  A page can be grotesque, racist, vulgar or otherwise foul, and I may continue to read without a hint of discouragement, despite any personal opposition to said content.  However, there are a select few stupid, magical, harmless words that exist that make me instantly close a window unsubscribe and develop an upset stomach.  Sleep is out of the question, and so is reading more words from your wordhole (god forbid I run into that shit again).

     Sorry, I just can’t risk it.