onandon:

These are the things people most want to be. According to google suggest. As someone who is all these things, I can totally give you advice on how to be any of them if you ever need it. Except for how to be a player. I just crush a lot, tbh.

I got a strange feeling looking at that. We’re peeking into the secret musings of millions and millions of people. I can picture the people searching for those answers. They’re full of blind hope, seeking guidance from some cold robot on the inernet.

TMI, Google.