1. I just finished a 101 minute run with no shirt on

    It was sunny as shit the whole time, and now I’m red like Satan. I’m conducting a sciences experiment:

    • Half of my body sunburn is covered in Walgreens standard issue honky flavored Vitamin E tea-tree oil body lotion stuff
    • The other half is covered in Coca-Butter. I smell like candy.

    What’s going to happen to me?

    October 3, 2012
    1. catmansmuckers answered: death:(
    2. starline answered: You did not. /facepalm
    3. lifeofbk posted this