Dean of Sean: Plague

For every wonderful thing there is to do in life, there are compromises and consequences. Fortunately, Sean knows exactly how to tip the odds in our favor.

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Dean of Sean: Woodshop

Anytime an undesirable structural event occurs, Sean knows that he’s the man for the job.

Dean of Sean: Stroganoff

Sometimes, Sean decides to reward himself with tasty treats from the kitchen. Occasionally, this ends in life-changing tragedy.

Sean uses nineteen seconds and seventeen syllables to change your life.